the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
so i came out on facebook today
HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing.
This pretty much sums up why those three are my favourite human beings on Earth.
This hurts because it’s true….
this is the best description of anxiety I’ve ever seen.
Gratuitous picture of my life
"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe."
Leslie Morgan Steiner was in an abusive relationship, though at first she didn’t realize it. In a talk at TEDxRainier, she tells the disturbing story of her relationship, correcting misconceptions many people hold about victims of domestic violence, and explaining how we can all help break the silence.
If you or someone you know is facing domestic violence or an absuive relationship, you can find a list of resources here. The U.S. National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1-800-656-4673 (HOPE), and RAINN offers a secure online hotline.
Abuse only thrives in silence
Put this screencap on my tombstone
Artic Blue, a male Blue line Green Tree Python (M. viridis) currently owned by Dan and Colette Sutherland.
Arctic Blue is just great.
This was me at my friends creative arts night, I was sitting there going “squeak, squeak, SQUEAK I BELIEVE IN YOU!” during the clarinet solo and me and my friends broke into cheers when it did.
So my sister gave me a flash drive. Some of these files are from 100 years in the future. They claim to be multiple gigs in size, despite this being 1gb drive. There are multiple folders of this. They are all labelled as “harry potter and the deathly hallows disk (#)”.
Do i own a cursed flash drive